"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
Quickly. Someone write a book
if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u